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risarei:

finishing a series but still being attached to the story and its characters

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crenelate:

when you look into the mirror after a day at school

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neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

221bisthenumberforme:

squidyword:

i hate america i’m moving to hawaii

should someone say something

chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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joshsaveitforthebedroom:

im single by choice

its just not my choice

(Source: lmaquarius)

(Source: vanillish)

darksupersonic7:

uniquanaomi:

bikinimybottom:

remember when bee movie promoted bestiality 

*beestiality

i need a moment

darksupersonic7:

uniquanaomi:

bikinimybottom:

remember when bee movie promoted bestiality 

*beestiality

i need a moment

theemptyholmes:

theemptyholmes:

theemptyholmes:

If you ever think your life is bad just remember that when my sister was born my mum threw up on her

She knows

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She’s still pissed off at me and blame all of you

(Source: holnnes)

if someone ever falls in love with me i will literally die of shock

(Source: joydivsion)

kldzbop:

kldzbop:

somebody give me a pep talk

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inspirational

svaggity-svat-i-can-do-zat:

THIS IS THE ONE GIF SET I HAVE WAITED MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR

  • Baby: M-m
  • Mom: Mama?
  • Baby: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

(Source: kixxinq)

onedirectioncutefacts:

onedirectioncutefacts:

a bunch of girls commented their numbers on harry’s instagram pics and i am gonna be that asshole that texts them pretending its harry

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i fucking love myself