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snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud

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(Source: whimmy-bam)

seedy:

friends talking shit about something u like

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(Source: raiseusfromperdition)

tsarbucks:

first of all what

tsarbucks:

first of all what

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

(Source: thatwetshirt)

snarg:

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

tattooinggothamcity:

'its too hot to wear all black'

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yugiohslavic:

i cant believe that today is the day that jesus invented weed

inked-virtue:

dxcade:

DO U EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE

Literal burn

(Source: rooftoqs)

edating:

kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea

jimdoesntcarrey:

*skips 150 songs till i get the one i want* it must be destiny

fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING