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  • me: i'm gonna live my life to the fullest!
  • me: watches 17 episodes of a tv series in a row
skellettes:

sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!

skellettes:

sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!

yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

glowcloud:

I have to say the Kim k app was an amazing business idea and I feel like it has already done wonders for her brand. Now I see pictures of Kim kardashian and I think “that’s my extremely generous friend Kim she really got my modeling career off the ground”

buttchunks:

A living legend.

buttchunks:

A living legend.

deansass:

the-kellic-ship:

deansass:

dear Australians,

Canada has less people than California alone, and we’re the 2nd biggest country in the world. Gay rights are fully legal, abortion is legal, no racism or descrimination of any kind is allowed, free healthcare, and we have moose. Come live here, we have lots of space!

sincerely,

Canadians

can Americans come too

no

(Source: deansass)

kanrose:

iammakingperfectsense:

insidemymmind:

Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.

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THE JIG IS UP, YOU SNEAKY BASTARDS. WE’RE ONTO YOU.

mayahoelivia:

he lives

mayahoelivia:

he lives

(Source: whicketysplickety)

memeguy-com:

Didnt I say you were grounded

memeguy-com:

Didnt I say you were grounded

michaxl:

ok but why does the glass fill when he drinks

michaxl:

ok but why does the glass fill when he drinks

(Source: madeupmonkeyshit)

forsakers:

I tumblr more than I go outside.

kaliforhnia:

i have this crazy urge to txt you cause i miss you so much but then i remember you probably don’t miss me at all.

kimkardashian-hollywood:

A branch of the American government got caught playing this game on Twitter. This game is an epidemic.

kimkardashian-hollywood:

A branch of the American government got caught playing this game on Twitter. This game is an epidemic.

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

kirk-:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

what does rofl stand for

rise our father lucifer

thanks

(Source: gaaaaaaaaaambit)