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Sep 15

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theonion:

Daily Spin Class Only Thing Keeping Mom From Driving Car Full Of Kids Into Ocean

theonion:

Daily Spin Class Only Thing Keeping Mom From Driving Car Full Of Kids Into Ocean

[video]

[video]

thisblogisnotgovernmentapproved:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

(via purgatoryforprudes)

Sep 14

turtwink:

yabba dabba done with ur shit

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skyrover9:

mkaiser323:

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

Being a dick even to demons

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Sep 12

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tigermisu:

There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today

tigermisu:

There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today

(via creativesparksfly)

theonion:

Community Loses Interest 3 Days After Rallying To Save Local Theater

theonion:

Community Loses Interest 3 Days After Rallying To Save Local Theater

[video]

Sep 10

[video]

Sep 09

(Source: memecollection, via melodymaxwell)

engage-with-zorp:

I just want to date someone who likes pizza and Netflix. I want someone who likes music. Someone who enjoys fun and good things. Someone who uses the pointy end of a fork when they eat food. I want to date someone with a skeletal structure and a collection of internal organs that work together to maintain homeostasis.

(via illluminatipuppet)

h0odrich:

no no, it’s fine, ill text myself back

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