this is literally mario kart
people who complain about “getting too many asks”
people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail”
People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing
Having a student who just can’t pass his fucking driver’s test
Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.
(Source: funnyorwtf, via pizza)
lets play a game called are u bad at texting back or do u hate me
having so many good text post ideas but not enough followers to make it matter
(Source: wifiey, via pizza)
i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over
A NATIONAL HERO
GUYS WE NEED TO REEVALUATE OUR LIVES.
YOU KNOW THE SCOOBY DOO GANG?
VELMA IS 15.
FRED IS 16.
DAPHNE IS 16.
SHAGGY IS 17.
SCOOBY IS 7.
WE ARE LITERALLY THE SAME AGE AS THE SCOOBY DOO GANG MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A LIE.
EVERYONE MUST BE ENLIGHTENED OF MY HEART BREAKING DISCOVERY. I’M TAKING YOU ALL DOWN WITH ME.
forever wondering what the punchline of uncle vernon’s japanese golfer joke was
OH MY FUCKING GOD
I like Russell Crowe. I like that his first and last names are both sound effects that you’d hear in a graveyard on a foggy day in late autumn.
how do we even decide what our favorite colors are, are our brains just like “i like green because yea”
(Source: twitter.com, via fagbxtch)