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Daily Spin Class Only Thing Keeping Mom From Driving Car Full Of Kids Into Ocean
riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue
yabba dabba done with ur shit
It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.
Being a dick even to demons
There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today
Community Loses Interest 3 Days After Rallying To Save Local Theater
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I just want to date someone who likes pizza and Netflix. I want someone who likes music. Someone who enjoys fun and good things. Someone who uses the pointy end of a fork when they eat food. I want to date someone with a skeletal structure and a collection of internal organs that work together to maintain homeostasis.
no no, it’s fine, ill text myself back