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Jul 24

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onedirectioncutefacts:

onedirectioncutefacts:

a bunch of girls commented their numbers on harry’s instagram pics and i am gonna be that asshole that texts them pretending its harry

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i fucking love myself

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q1w2e3r4t5y6u7i8o9p0a:

they seriously arent kidding when they say all the good urls are taken

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compliment:

tries to look cute but fails

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alpacalypse:

President Obama Demands Another Shrek Movie

alpacalypse:

President Obama Demands Another Shrek Movie

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swagking4000:

there was a big explosion sound outside and i pulled aside my curtain to see what it was but as i did so, so did the woman across the street and we both sort of waved at each other and it was nice even though something may have exploded

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#i would’ve removed your shitty comment if I weren’t on mobile

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bewbin:

Why is it called a building? Isn’t it done building? Shouldn’t it be called a built

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lameborghini:

lameborghini:

there’s a rumor going around my school that a girl in choir got suspended for fingering herself in class uh

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ur school wins

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camouflages:

do you ever just read one little thing that kills you inside

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